snitskys:

the only thing that wasn’t fake

cichaelmole:

you mean to tell me that undertaker and kane AREN’T BROTHERS

fuck you

actuallyharleyquinn:

GOBBLEDY GOOKER ISN’T A REAL TURKEY?

When you flew out of the nest 
You made a mistake
Flew all the way back
When you got back to your den
One minute too late was already wrecked

I, I
It’s a fraction of a whole but it’s so hard to control
I, I
Get this straight

You can’t can’t count on a second chance
The second chance will never be found
You can’t can’t count on a second try
The second try will never come ‘round

bulletluckfield:

I suppose next you’re gonna tell me that Vickie Guerrero didn’t marry Edge

scoreswayze:

A Black man fucked an elderly White woman and birthed a hand.

What you NOT gon do is tell me that shit was fake.

britaniknight:

Wait, wrestling has to be real

I mean, a guy burning down a funeral home with his brother still inside scarring him for life to the point he wears a mask and can summon fire has gotta be legit