the only thing that wasn’t fake
you mean to tell me that undertaker and kane AREN’T BROTHERS
GOBBLEDY GOOKER ISN’T A REAL TURKEY?
When you flew out of the nest
You made a mistake
Flew all the way back
When you got back to your den
One minute too late was already wrecked
It’s a fraction of a whole but it’s so hard to control
Get this straight
You can’t can’t count on a second chance
The second chance will never be found
You can’t can’t count on a second try
The second try will never come ‘round
I suppose next you’re gonna tell me that Vickie Guerrero didn’t marry Edge
A Black man fucked an elderly White woman and birthed a hand.
What you NOT gon do is tell me that shit was fake.
Wait, wrestling has to be real
I mean, a guy burning down a funeral home with his brother still inside scarring him for life to the point he wears a mask and can summon fire has gotta be legit